Meme Answers
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maryperk73703Boy, I had a terrible week. I've been sick for seven days, and while I'm feeling a bit better I'm not completely well yet. Here's my answers to the meme I stole from 3hours last week.
My fifteen characters
1. Spike from BtVS (vampire)
2. Derek Hale from Teen Wolf (werewolf)
3. Buffy Summers from BtVS (Slayer)
4. Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf
5. Oz from BtVS (werewolf)
6. Lydia Martin from Teen Wolf
7. Jethro Gibbs from NCIS
8. Methos from Highlander (Immortal)
9. Tony Dinozzo from NCIS
10. John McClane from Die Hard movies
11. Abby Scuito from NCIS
12. Tom Barnaby from Midsomer Murders
13. Dana Scully from The X- Files
14. Hermione Granger from Harry Potter (witch)
15. Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter (wizard)
Spuffy lvr
8 becomes a mentor for 3 and 12. What does 8 teach their students? Who is the better student?
Methos is mentor to Buffy and Tom Barnaby. Well, Methos is a 5000 year old immortal and a linguist. He could be a language teacher which in case Buffy would not be better the student, but I’m not sure Barnaby would be much better. However, if Buffy and Barnaby were both immortal, I’d say Buffy will be the better student because she already has an affinity for swords.
1 and 14 have to raise 10's child. Do they make a happy family? Who is the tough parent and who is the soft parent? What happens when 11 shows up and claims custody?
Spike and Hermione raise John McClane’s child and Abby Scuito shows up to claim custody. It would depend on which Spike (pre Buffy or post Buffy) was helping Hermione.
Hermione would be the tough parent like she is with Harry and Ron while Spike would be the soft parent. When Abby shows up to claim custody, I think Hermione and Abby would sit down and have a good talk about sharing while Spike made plans to run away with the kid.
2, 6 and 13 open a business together. What business is it, and would it succeed? What role does each of them play? Would 4 patronize this business?
Derek Hale, Lydia Martin and Dana Scully open a business together. I think they’d open a supernatural detective agency that would be very successful. Derek would be the muscle. Lydia’s very smart and savvy, a real people person. Dana would be the scientific voice of the trio. Oh, Stiles would patronize the business whether he had a reason to or not. He’s had a crush on Lydia since third grade. Dana is another gorgeous redheaded woman, and he’s always asking if he’s attractive to gay guys. And even Stiles will admit that Derek Hale is one fine figure of a man. Plus, Stiles isn’t exactly a slouch in the research department.
5 gets sucked into a Stephen King-like world, where 15 is the villain. What happens?
Oz gets sucked into a King-like world with Draco Malfoy as the villain. Draco would hate werewolves so Oz would have to go on the run to stay alive. Eventually, Oz would gather friends and in the end they’d overthrow Evil Draco.
Conquering aliens land on Earth, and choose 9 as the spokesperson for the human race. How does this work out? Would 9 go to 7 for help?
Tony Dinozzo would the spokesman for the human race. Tony is a very smart, charming man who is very good at undercover work. Tony would be working with the rebel humans who were trying to overthrow the conquerors. Yes, he’d go to Gibbs for help. Gibbs is probably the man in charge of the rebels anyway.
10 catches 2 shoplifting. Do they help loot the store, turn them in, or try to talk sense into them? What was 2 stealing, and why?
John McClane catches Derek Hale shoplifting. John definitely tries to talk sense into Derek, and if that didn’t work he’d turn him in … as long as Derek doesn’t wolf out on John. Then, Yipee ki yi yay, mfer. Derek wouldn’t be shoplifting unless he was desperate so whatever he was stealing would be very important to someone in his pack. Hopefully it isn’t tampons for one of his female betas.
1, 3, 5, 11, 13 and 15 form a bowling league. Are they champion bowlers? Do they make a good team? Do they win by skill or through other means (cheating, beating up the other teams...). What kind of drama is there between teammates?
Spike, Buffy, Oz, Abby, and Draco form a bowling league. Luckily for them, Abby goes bowling regularly with the nuns. She’ll be able to teach them the rules and how to play.
Spike, Buffy and Oz will know about the game even if they’ve never played, but they’d have to explain it to Draco. The team would be very good bowlers; Abby because she’s played for years, Spike, Buffy, and Oz because of their supernatural abilities, and Draco would bespell his bowling ball. Spike and Draco would be great friends while Oz and Abby would hit it off.
2, 4, 7, 10 and 12 are contestants on the bachelor/bachelorette, competing for the hand of 14. Who wins? Who is actually in love with 14? Who would be the best match?
Derek Hale, Stiles, Gibbs, John McClane, and Tom Barnaby are competing for the hand of Hermione. Derek and Stiles are the two contestants closest to Hermione’s age. Derek and Stiles will be the last two contestants with Stiles eventually winning. Stiles would develop a crush on Hermione.
9 and 6 both want to date 8. How do they woo 8? Who does 8 choose, and how does the loser handle it?
Tony Dinozzo and Lydia Martin both want to date Methos. I think after 5000 years Methos has learned to love the person, not the gender. Dinozzo would woo Methos with beer(Methos’ favorite) and pizza while Lydia would woo Methos with the finer things in life. Methos would choose both Tony and Lydia for a nice threesome.
Wolffan200
5 and 14 go drinking in a saloon when 8 arrives. A bar fight ensues. Who gets thrown through a window first?
Oz and Hermione go drinking in a saloon where Methos arrives and a bar fight ensues. Oz and Methos would sit back to watch the fight while Hermione used her magic on the sly to keep the fight away from her. However, another patron would take offense to Oz and Methos’ sarcastic, wiseass comments and Methos would be the first one out the window.
It's April Fools. 1 wants to catch 7 out? What's the trick and do they succeed?
Spike wants to catch Gibbs out. Spike would probably play dead and then open his eyes to say boo when Gibbs least expect it. Then, Gibbs would shoot Spike.
10 and 15 are zookeepers. 2 falls into the tiger enclosure and they have to rescue them. How do they do it?
McClane and Draco are zookeepers and Derek Hale falls in the tiger enclosure. In this case, I think McClane and Draco need to rescue the tiger, not Derek. Draco would distract Derek while John would lure the tiger into the inside building.
9 has a crush on 12. How do they charm them and do they succeed?
Dinozzo has a crush on Tom Barnaby. Tony would charm Barnaby by helping him solve murders in Midsomer. Tom is very happily married so he didn’t notice the flirting, but his wife certainly did. She wasn’t happy about it, and she called Gibbs who flew to Midsomer to head slap Tony and take him back to Washington DC. Gibbs finally admits he’s in love with Dinozzo, and he claims Tony.
It's 3's birthday. 11 is the hired stripper. What happens?
It’s Buffy’s birthday and Abby is the hired stripper. Spike and Faith conspire to hire Buffy a stripper. Spike agrees but only if it’s a female stripper.
Buffy’s birthday curse strikes again! Demons crash Buffy’s party, and she must slay them in front of Abby. Abby is completely impressed and instead of stripping gives everyone at the party a lesson in forensics. Spike was disappointed by the lack of strippage, but developed an entirely new interest in blood and guts.
4, 6 and 13 are ballerina's competing for the lead role. Who gets it?
Stiles, Lydia Martin and Dana Scully are ballerinas competing for a lead role. It’s not Stiles. The poor boy is not that graceful, and quite frankly probably dangerous doing ballet moves. Dana has neglected her ballet practice while following Mulder around the country. So, Lydia gets the role because she’s young and in practice.
Sier96
Which one would run a more successful small business, two or ten?
Buffy or John McClane. Buffy doesn’t really have a head for business, and John tends to piss people off. I don’t think either of them would run a very successful small business. Although, together they could offer people quite a good set of self defense classes.
Picture three and four intimately together. Hot or valmet-worthy?
Buffy and Stiles intimate together. They would be neither hot nor valmet-worthy. They would be awkward and very real. There would be flailing and falling out of bed. After being elbowed and kneed, they would go their separate ways.
3hours
What would five steal from six?
I can’t see Oz ever stealing anything from Lydia Martin. Lydia seems immune to werewolves, so he couldn’t steal her humanity. Oz is smart though, he might be able to steal a scholarship from her or maybe a research grant if they were in the same career field.
If eleven was secretly in love with twelve, how would they go about trying to woo him/her? And would it work in the end?
Abby is secretly in love with Tom Barnaby. Like Tony, Abby would try to woo Tom with her forensic knowledge, but Joyce, his wife, would step in again contacting Gibbs to come get his errant co-workers. Then, Joyce would forbid Tom from ever working with anyone from NCIS again.
Lilachigh
11 and 14 elope. Why are people surprised?
Nobody is surprised when Abby and Hermione elope, except Ron. Ron can’t understand what Hermione sees in Abby, but the two women get off on being brainy together. Tim McGee and Tony always knew that Abby swung both ways and they think that Hermione is perfect for Abby. However first, knowing Abby’s penchant for attracting stalkers, they made sure that Hermione was right for Abby.
2, 3 and 8 make a vow to be friends forever. Who breaks it first and why?
Derek Hale, Buffy, and Methos vow to be friends forever. Methos breaks the vow first because it is time to move on.
3hours again
Which three items would four save out of their burning home?
Stiles would save a picture of his mom, his laptop and his werewolf information collection.
Name five things that ten has in common with fifteen, and five things that are completely opposite. John McClane and Draco Malfoy
Common
1. They’re both male
2. Alan Rickman (Gruber and Snape)
3. They both get dragged into trouble
4. They both know a Harry (Die Hard 1)
5. They both have family issues
Not in Common
1. Draco is magical, John is not
2. John can use guns, Draco can’t
3. The Harry John knows was killed but Draco’s isn’t
4. Draco loves to fly (on his broom), and John probably never wants to see a plane ever again (Die Hard 2)
5. Draco is rich and John isn’t
Thirteen is buying a birthday present for fourteen, what do they get? Does fourteen like it or bin it as soon as the party
is over?
Dana Scully is buying Hermione a present. Dana would get Hermione a scientific gift that Hermione would love.
My fifteen characters
1. Spike from BtVS (vampire)
2. Derek Hale from Teen Wolf (werewolf)
3. Buffy Summers from BtVS (Slayer)
4. Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf
5. Oz from BtVS (werewolf)
6. Lydia Martin from Teen Wolf
7. Jethro Gibbs from NCIS
8. Methos from Highlander (Immortal)
9. Tony Dinozzo from NCIS
10. John McClane from Die Hard movies
11. Abby Scuito from NCIS
12. Tom Barnaby from Midsomer Murders
13. Dana Scully from The X- Files
14. Hermione Granger from Harry Potter (witch)
15. Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter (wizard)
Spuffy lvr
8 becomes a mentor for 3 and 12. What does 8 teach their students? Who is the better student?
Methos is mentor to Buffy and Tom Barnaby. Well, Methos is a 5000 year old immortal and a linguist. He could be a language teacher which in case Buffy would not be better the student, but I’m not sure Barnaby would be much better. However, if Buffy and Barnaby were both immortal, I’d say Buffy will be the better student because she already has an affinity for swords.
1 and 14 have to raise 10's child. Do they make a happy family? Who is the tough parent and who is the soft parent? What happens when 11 shows up and claims custody?
Spike and Hermione raise John McClane’s child and Abby Scuito shows up to claim custody. It would depend on which Spike (pre Buffy or post Buffy) was helping Hermione.
Hermione would be the tough parent like she is with Harry and Ron while Spike would be the soft parent. When Abby shows up to claim custody, I think Hermione and Abby would sit down and have a good talk about sharing while Spike made plans to run away with the kid.
2, 6 and 13 open a business together. What business is it, and would it succeed? What role does each of them play? Would 4 patronize this business?
Derek Hale, Lydia Martin and Dana Scully open a business together. I think they’d open a supernatural detective agency that would be very successful. Derek would be the muscle. Lydia’s very smart and savvy, a real people person. Dana would be the scientific voice of the trio. Oh, Stiles would patronize the business whether he had a reason to or not. He’s had a crush on Lydia since third grade. Dana is another gorgeous redheaded woman, and he’s always asking if he’s attractive to gay guys. And even Stiles will admit that Derek Hale is one fine figure of a man. Plus, Stiles isn’t exactly a slouch in the research department.
5 gets sucked into a Stephen King-like world, where 15 is the villain. What happens?
Oz gets sucked into a King-like world with Draco Malfoy as the villain. Draco would hate werewolves so Oz would have to go on the run to stay alive. Eventually, Oz would gather friends and in the end they’d overthrow Evil Draco.
Conquering aliens land on Earth, and choose 9 as the spokesperson for the human race. How does this work out? Would 9 go to 7 for help?
Tony Dinozzo would the spokesman for the human race. Tony is a very smart, charming man who is very good at undercover work. Tony would be working with the rebel humans who were trying to overthrow the conquerors. Yes, he’d go to Gibbs for help. Gibbs is probably the man in charge of the rebels anyway.
10 catches 2 shoplifting. Do they help loot the store, turn them in, or try to talk sense into them? What was 2 stealing, and why?
John McClane catches Derek Hale shoplifting. John definitely tries to talk sense into Derek, and if that didn’t work he’d turn him in … as long as Derek doesn’t wolf out on John. Then, Yipee ki yi yay, mfer. Derek wouldn’t be shoplifting unless he was desperate so whatever he was stealing would be very important to someone in his pack. Hopefully it isn’t tampons for one of his female betas.
1, 3, 5, 11, 13 and 15 form a bowling league. Are they champion bowlers? Do they make a good team? Do they win by skill or through other means (cheating, beating up the other teams...). What kind of drama is there between teammates?
Spike, Buffy, Oz, Abby, and Draco form a bowling league. Luckily for them, Abby goes bowling regularly with the nuns. She’ll be able to teach them the rules and how to play.
Spike, Buffy and Oz will know about the game even if they’ve never played, but they’d have to explain it to Draco. The team would be very good bowlers; Abby because she’s played for years, Spike, Buffy, and Oz because of their supernatural abilities, and Draco would bespell his bowling ball. Spike and Draco would be great friends while Oz and Abby would hit it off.
2, 4, 7, 10 and 12 are contestants on the bachelor/bachelorette, competing for the hand of 14. Who wins? Who is actually in love with 14? Who would be the best match?
Derek Hale, Stiles, Gibbs, John McClane, and Tom Barnaby are competing for the hand of Hermione. Derek and Stiles are the two contestants closest to Hermione’s age. Derek and Stiles will be the last two contestants with Stiles eventually winning. Stiles would develop a crush on Hermione.
9 and 6 both want to date 8. How do they woo 8? Who does 8 choose, and how does the loser handle it?
Tony Dinozzo and Lydia Martin both want to date Methos. I think after 5000 years Methos has learned to love the person, not the gender. Dinozzo would woo Methos with beer(Methos’ favorite) and pizza while Lydia would woo Methos with the finer things in life. Methos would choose both Tony and Lydia for a nice threesome.
Wolffan200
5 and 14 go drinking in a saloon when 8 arrives. A bar fight ensues. Who gets thrown through a window first?
Oz and Hermione go drinking in a saloon where Methos arrives and a bar fight ensues. Oz and Methos would sit back to watch the fight while Hermione used her magic on the sly to keep the fight away from her. However, another patron would take offense to Oz and Methos’ sarcastic, wiseass comments and Methos would be the first one out the window.
It's April Fools. 1 wants to catch 7 out? What's the trick and do they succeed?
Spike wants to catch Gibbs out. Spike would probably play dead and then open his eyes to say boo when Gibbs least expect it. Then, Gibbs would shoot Spike.
10 and 15 are zookeepers. 2 falls into the tiger enclosure and they have to rescue them. How do they do it?
McClane and Draco are zookeepers and Derek Hale falls in the tiger enclosure. In this case, I think McClane and Draco need to rescue the tiger, not Derek. Draco would distract Derek while John would lure the tiger into the inside building.
9 has a crush on 12. How do they charm them and do they succeed?
Dinozzo has a crush on Tom Barnaby. Tony would charm Barnaby by helping him solve murders in Midsomer. Tom is very happily married so he didn’t notice the flirting, but his wife certainly did. She wasn’t happy about it, and she called Gibbs who flew to Midsomer to head slap Tony and take him back to Washington DC. Gibbs finally admits he’s in love with Dinozzo, and he claims Tony.
It's 3's birthday. 11 is the hired stripper. What happens?
It’s Buffy’s birthday and Abby is the hired stripper. Spike and Faith conspire to hire Buffy a stripper. Spike agrees but only if it’s a female stripper.
Buffy’s birthday curse strikes again! Demons crash Buffy’s party, and she must slay them in front of Abby. Abby is completely impressed and instead of stripping gives everyone at the party a lesson in forensics. Spike was disappointed by the lack of strippage, but developed an entirely new interest in blood and guts.
4, 6 and 13 are ballerina's competing for the lead role. Who gets it?
Stiles, Lydia Martin and Dana Scully are ballerinas competing for a lead role. It’s not Stiles. The poor boy is not that graceful, and quite frankly probably dangerous doing ballet moves. Dana has neglected her ballet practice while following Mulder around the country. So, Lydia gets the role because she’s young and in practice.
Sier96
Which one would run a more successful small business, two or ten?
Buffy or John McClane. Buffy doesn’t really have a head for business, and John tends to piss people off. I don’t think either of them would run a very successful small business. Although, together they could offer people quite a good set of self defense classes.
Picture three and four intimately together. Hot or valmet-worthy?
Buffy and Stiles intimate together. They would be neither hot nor valmet-worthy. They would be awkward and very real. There would be flailing and falling out of bed. After being elbowed and kneed, they would go their separate ways.
3hours
What would five steal from six?
I can’t see Oz ever stealing anything from Lydia Martin. Lydia seems immune to werewolves, so he couldn’t steal her humanity. Oz is smart though, he might be able to steal a scholarship from her or maybe a research grant if they were in the same career field.
If eleven was secretly in love with twelve, how would they go about trying to woo him/her? And would it work in the end?
Abby is secretly in love with Tom Barnaby. Like Tony, Abby would try to woo Tom with her forensic knowledge, but Joyce, his wife, would step in again contacting Gibbs to come get his errant co-workers. Then, Joyce would forbid Tom from ever working with anyone from NCIS again.
Lilachigh
11 and 14 elope. Why are people surprised?
Nobody is surprised when Abby and Hermione elope, except Ron. Ron can’t understand what Hermione sees in Abby, but the two women get off on being brainy together. Tim McGee and Tony always knew that Abby swung both ways and they think that Hermione is perfect for Abby. However first, knowing Abby’s penchant for attracting stalkers, they made sure that Hermione was right for Abby.
2, 3 and 8 make a vow to be friends forever. Who breaks it first and why?
Derek Hale, Buffy, and Methos vow to be friends forever. Methos breaks the vow first because it is time to move on.
3hours again
Which three items would four save out of their burning home?
Stiles would save a picture of his mom, his laptop and his werewolf information collection.
Name five things that ten has in common with fifteen, and five things that are completely opposite. John McClane and Draco Malfoy
Common
1. They’re both male
2. Alan Rickman (Gruber and Snape)
3. They both get dragged into trouble
4. They both know a Harry (Die Hard 1)
5. They both have family issues
Not in Common
1. Draco is magical, John is not
2. John can use guns, Draco can’t
3. The Harry John knows was killed but Draco’s isn’t
4. Draco loves to fly (on his broom), and John probably never wants to see a plane ever again (Die Hard 2)
5. Draco is rich and John isn’t
Thirteen is buying a birthday present for fourteen, what do they get? Does fourteen like it or bin it as soon as the party
is over?
Dana Scully is buying Hermione a present. Dana would get Hermione a scientific gift that Hermione would love.
