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I found these on tumblr and answered them there. I thought it would be fun to post them here.


In honor of us hitting a thousand followers, here are some OTP questions!

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?


Using Spike and Buffy.

1. Spike spends money on Buffy.

2. Buffy sleeps in Spike’s lap.

3. Spike walks around half naked and Buffy yells at him about corrupting the young (Dawn) and the innocent (Tara)

4. Buffy tells Spike not to stay up, but he stays up anyway. I mean, he’s a vamp. Come on.

5. Buffy burned the food, but Spike said that it was alright because it’s not like he really doesn’t need people food anyway. However, he watched like a hawk to ensure the cookies came out right. He likes cookies.

6. Spike reads the prompts.

7. Buffy wears Spike’s clothes. Not that he’d look bad in a dress … There was that one time with Angelus, Dru’s dress, and Miss Edith.

8. Buffy runs the errands. Duh. Spike can’t go out in the sun.

9. Everyone says that Buffy isn’t allowed to drive or give the directions!!!!! The less said about that the better.

10. Buffy poses and Spike draws. Otherwise, it’s just stick figures.

11. They take turns.

12. Spike drinks way too much, but he thinks Buffy is a cute drunk. As long as she stays away from the kitten ante.

13. Spike loves to surprise Buffy with small random gifts. The question is does Buffy love the random surprise gift.

14. Spike uses Buffy’s last name, mostly because he won’t give her a straight answer on what his last name was when he was human.

15. Spike screams about the spider and Buffy slays it.

16. Spike would give her his jacket if she didn’t give him a dirty look every time he offered. Being Nikki Wood’s jacket.

17. Spike keeps getting threatened by the YOUNGER over protective sister. Dawn had to live through Angelus, after all.

18. Spike is love’s bitch.

19. Dawn turned out okay.

20. Spike would have the perfect grammar and Buffy would use numbers as letters.

21. Would anyone really try to bully a Slayer and her Vampyre Knight?

22. Buffy makes the puns and Spike apologizes about to the vamps as they dust

23. Buffy comes home from works and tells Spike she’s not going to kiss him with puppy breath. lol

24. Spike gives Buffy the piggyback ride. The one time Buffy offered, he said he didn’t want to look like a nancyboy in front of the other demons.

25. Buffy competes and Spike cheers her on. Okay, she’s slaying vampires and he’s giving her sarcastic, unhelpful advice. It works.

26. Spike would take the selfie with Dawn’s phone and send it to Angel with the caption ‘Buffy has a newer, better vamp in her life. One with a smaller forehead and less hair gel’

27. Neither one! Buffy would be worried that Spike would make her dress like Dru and Spike would be worried he’d end up looking like Captain Forehead or Captain Cardboard.

28. Unless it was a bear, it would have to be a pretty intense supernatural pet to scare one of them.

29. Spike holds the umbrella even though he thinks it’s kind of nancyboy like.

30. Vacation? A Slayer doesn’t get to take a vacation!! Vacations are like birthdays and they’re just bad mojo.
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